About Me:

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Im quite a simple guy who has way too much time on his hands and way too many thoughts and ideas in his mind. I’m in my early 20′s I am from a small village called UPTON on the Wirral Peninsula. I am Engaged to a Beautiful woman whom I hold very dearly to me. I support Everton Football Club and am a season ticket holder in the Gwladys Street End of Goodison Park, I am addicted to Everton and support them through thick and think and try my best to travel home and away to watch the Blues. I predominately listen to the type of music your mother didn’t raise you to listen too. I am an Atheist. I like to think I’m a bit of a foodie. I’m a self confessed nerd/technology/Apple fanboy. Im short and chubby which means I have a short temper which makes me a bit of a dick. I have a liking for “Football Fashion” and nice clothes/trainers in general. I drink alot of Coffee, read alot of books and watch alot of films.

This blog is my way of getting my views across via Rants and reviews of the football,books, movies, gigs, food and other both Interesting and Mundane things that cross my path, whilst occasionally delving into the experiences of my Past, Present and Future.

All opinions expressed in the blog are of mine and mine only and do NOT represent the views and opinions of anybody else. I do tend to use “Mature” Language, So if you don’t like it…Lump It.

BLOG REFERENCES:

Upon starting this blog I was deep into reading Kevin Smiths “My Boring Ass Life” SOOOO I thought I’d completely rip him off and do a character reference

Reference of Regular characters you’ll find in my blog-
Kirsty – My fiancée, The love of my life, Support Carer by profession and the woman who holds my heart and other more private parts of my anatomy haha

Grae - Graeme Jenkins, Keen musician, Works in the Local “Comet” and is in the band “Black Orange” is also my lifelong partner in crime best friend for 23 years and best man to be at my upcoming wedding

Andi - Andrea Lamb, a good old friend of mine for many years, Interior Decorating Student by day, Party Animal by night…Makes a killer cup of tea.

Me Ma – Annmarie, my mother, Anally repetitive and keen Cake maker I love her as she’s the one who gave birth to me…obviously

Me Ald Fella – Steve, My Dad, 20 year Veteran in the Merseyside Police…He had some part in my conception too apparently.

JoJo – Joanne, My little sister, Psychology Student and Student Nurse and Royal pain in my arse since 1990

Our Gus – Gary Robertson, My 1st cousin, Student by day, Pretty much the funniest bastard on the planet and genuine Brilliant Bloke…Bit of a muscle head too, Will be my 2nd best man at my wedding.

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