The Premier League IS BACK!/Pre Match Review – Blackburn Rovers Away

It’s BACK, It’s FINALLY BACK! The moment we’ve all been waiting for since May, Today is the officially the opening day of the new Barclays Premier League season and boy does it feel like Christmas as a kid. Everton will start their 2010/11 season with a short away trip to Blackburn Rovers. Our last trip [...]

Match Review: EVERTON 2 -1 The Cottagers, Premier League, 25/04/2010. Goodison Park

It is still possible to pip the Redshite to Europe, the chance is slim, but there is still a mathematical chance depending on results. So today’s game was a crucial one that was a MUST WIN. Our opponents today were European shock contenders Fulham. Not exactly the easiest team to play against at such a crucial part of [...]

Match Review: Brum City 2-2 EVERTON, Premier League, 13/03/2010. St Andrews Park

Right, thing’s have been ever so slightly busy of late and I haven’t found time to blog about anything and have a tonne of things to blog about, personally I blame it on not having an iPhone at the moment at least with that I can blog on the go as I’m hardly ever at [...]

Match Review: EVERTON 5-1 ‘Ull City, Premier League 07/03/2010. Goodison Park

I had a hell of a lot of confidence in the Blues going into this one, but once I got to my seat and Vaughany’s (annoying Radio City DJ who sometimes compares at Everton when Rossy La isn’t there) dulcet tones announced the squad I shook my head in fear again. Moyesy seems to be convinced that [...]

Pre Match Review: ‘Ull City @ Goodison, Premier League

Been to busy to blog again of late, so will be doing a huge catch up soon including a review of Lee Mack Live, a nice story and a Rant on why the MLS and LA Galaxy are full of shit. But for now….. A new month, a new challenge, the nightmare month is done, [...]

Match Review: Spurs 2-1 EVERTON, 28/02/2010, Premier League, White Hart Lane

Oh for the love of god, what the hell is going on at Everton at the moment. We destroy Chel$ki and United, we set ourselves up for a European Last 16 place and then what, It all goes to pot. We are torn a new one by Sporting on Thursday night and then we show [...]

Pre-Match review: Spurs Away, Premier League

So after a fucking  catasthropy last night, which saw Everton completely nose bomb out of the Europa League against Sporting, Everton have the opportunity to end what was deemed our “Nightmare Month” on a high note with an away trip to White Hart Lane….oh Joy! Tottenham Hotspurs aka Spurs aka The Lillywhites aka Yids/Yiddos (bit derogative but [...]

MATCH REVIEW: EVERTON 3 – 1 Manure, Premier League, 20/02/2010. Goodison Park

Again I have to apologise for not getting a pre match review up, again I didn’t have time, but fuck it after today’s result I think the Post match review will say MOOREEE than a mouthful. Everton against Manchester United, in the years past has never been the biggest of rivals, just the old Scousers [...]

Match Review: EVERTON 2 – 1 Dynamo Chel$ki Plc. Premier League 10/03/2010. Goodison Park

Yess I am fully fully aware that this match was 5 days ago and I have been completely shit at getting a review up but I’ve been busy and pretty much in constant 24 hour party mood since I witnessed this complete Gem of a Football Match. Anyway, Like I said in the Pre Match [...]

Pre Match: Dynamo Chel$ki Plc. @ Goodison

So I’ve been doing an awful awful lot of match reviewing of late for the football which has led to the missus having a bit of a barney at me for the lack of Blog updates involving her, bless her cotton socks. She’s going to be a bit more gutted when she finds out that [...]